"Thank you, Michael." "For what?" "Seeing that I'm more than just the president of the United States." (a short story)

"Are you lost babygorl...?" you then hear among the voices in the area. you turn your head to see no other than drake standing infront of you.

**NOT THE REAL DUPLICITY. MOVE AROUND ME ** Have you ever read Duplicity by HappyDays1D? Well I have and I thought there wasn't nearly enough drama so I decided to take matters into my own hands 😼 *this is a parody fic and is not meant to be mean or hateful in any way. I love and respect Happydays1D and their incredible work.* Started September 5th 2020

I'm sorry

Will Harry escape Barack Obama and his frog legs? Read to find out! BTW This was originally posted on my other account and had a lot of reads but wattpads a bitch and deleted my whole account.

Pictures that are probably cursed so y'all better pray for a divine intervention

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵