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This story is about a pig named peppa and she has to go to restroom. This story may be too disgusting for some viewers so please don't barf everywhere. Also this story is a detailed trip of peppa in the restroom. So this is what the story will be about, Peppa is in her bed and she has school. She has a weird problem. She says nasty things to people and she farts alot everywhere. One day peppa farts and she had diarrhea she ran to the bathroom with alot of details. Find out what happens Next! See ya'll!

(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagine how poor pency the twink would feel if he knew what trump felt about his own enemy.

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

So one day I was watching Dora... I mean I was babysitting and the baby wanted to watch Dora. While watching this show, I realized some shit. Read bout that shit >>>

Ur freind is peppa pig

These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

An extraordinary tale

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_