in which the school virgin meets luke hemmings in sex ed but do they fall in love?

"i want to be naughty with you, the rest of my life."

Just typical stupid things I see in PJO fanfics. [Warning: Contains satire. If you can't handle that, then please don't read. Literally not PC at all so just... be warned] ||Cover made by @lostamongstars|| Most Accomplished: #46 in Humor © Copyright ~ 2014-2022 ~ Chilea Kashé.

Tris just moved to L.A. from Chicago and is going to Divergent high with the gang.

As the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔

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[ WATTYS '18 LONG-LISTED ] ❝ I have slit throats far more beautiful than yours.❞ In which a thousand brides have fallen, and she is the last, so she spins a tale as old as time to live the dawn. | an arabian nights x beauty and the beast crossover | (cover by ES Johnson) trailer (video by @AKfiction): https://youtu.be/2OSjakJrUeo

❝SHUT UP KIM Y/N!!❞She flinched, as i suddenly burst out, ❝YOU ARE STILL A FVCKING SMALL KID!!❞A loud sob escaped from her mouth, ❝JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I WILL DO SOMETHING AND REGRET IT LATER!❞I averted my gaze away from her in order to ignore her glossy eyes, ❝I SAID GET OUT!!❞i roared, i can hear her footsteps, she is going out, but instead of door opening and closing, i heard a *THUD*, i turned around Only to witness my wife sobbing on the floor, holding her head, 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑!!?!!?. 𝖬𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 c𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍⚠︎ Started in 23/6/2021 Completed. * It's all just a fanfiction, it has nothing to do with the idols character, thank you.

⇢ Violet Baudelaire x Reader ⇠ [slow updates] I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to discard this digital book, and explore any other you might find here instead of reading about yet another unhappy chapter in the lives of the Baudelaires. For their trip to this Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. Yet there is one fortunate thing the Baudelaires encounter on their journey at the mill; a friend. A very rare occurrence in the lives of the Baudelaires. Y/n L/n, another girl Violet's age, orphaned by yet another mysterious fire. The four children band together to uncover the mysteries their parents left behind, creating an unbreakable bond. ___________________________ 🚧 PREVIOUSLY: An Unfortunate Rewrite: Klaus Baudelaire x Reader ⇢ WILL BE UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION 🚧 ___________________________ I DO NOT OWN A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS BOOK, TV SHOW OR OTHERWISE. THIS INCLUDES CHARACTERS, PLOTS AND WRITING STYLES. ALL OF IT BELONGS TO DANIEL HANDLER AND NETFLIX. I did try and write it in the style of Lemony Snicket but even that style doesn't belong to me. Throughout this book I will be featuring gifs from each portion of the episode. Most of which I find on tumblr, though no matter the source these do NOT belong to me. I greatly respect and appreciate content creators and I do not wish to claim any of their hard work. Thank you ♡

"You Want Me Darling, I Know You Do"