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warning⚠ do not read if you are easily offended a book to annoy, prank etc. use it at your own risk. different ways to annoy and prank people. give me your suggestions, let your creativity flow people! not held accountable for any unicorns, potahtoes, or flying pineapples. { humor#56 }

"Why did Harry Styles, the biggest man on the planet, choose the tiny, good-for-nothing Irishman?" // © 2014 louisbacon [fanfiction #58]

"It's hard to live while you're young when you're a gay, teenage boy with Social Anxiety Disorder." © 2014 xGetTheShovelZarryx Highest in Fanfiction: # 508

"Well, they do say that the most innocent ones are the kinkiest." Or the one where texting the wrong person was one of the best and the worst mistakes Liam Payne made.

Annabelle Davis is now different from when she left her boys, she's two years older, mature and does everything 'Team Management' tell her to do. But her life has cost her best friend's, and now they don't even acknowledge her existence. No texts. No calls. And no words have been said to another in a year and a half. So what happened then? What happened to Anna? She's no longer the care free girl who's off her rocket, she's been replaced by the girl who no longer screams for Oreo's, plans to kidnap her favorite stars or even listen to her old bands. Everything's changed, and none of it's for the better. So how will One Direction come into play? How will they stitch up old wounds and bring the old Anna back? Or will they even do that? After all, Anna keeps her secrets close to her, and even she doesn't realize how many she has or how they'll be the end of her. "What was once lost, can never fully return again"

Louis was a pretty normal boy. He was pretty hyper all the time and openly gay but everyone accepted him. Zayn was a demon. A cold blooded, emotionless demon. For some reason those opposites found themselves being drawn to each other. It all started on the British-Irish island named Wizon that stood near the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Only those people who's family's were born and raised there knew about it. They and all the supernatural and mythical creatures. Each year there were the catchings, or the demon catchings as some of them called it. The event was based on getting a demon to the island and holding it as a prisoner until they had had their fun and then free it again. This time the demon would be staying most of the time inside the school walls. Never did they expect a demon to practically fall at their feet the second week of the catchings. Neither did they expect it to be this young, handsome, tan skinned, raven haired bloke.

Mr.Malik is the new teacher for the 11th years. And Louis instantly falls in love with him, but there's two problems Mr.Malik has a wife and a daughter and two his daughter goes to Louis's school and has a huge crush on Louis! What will Louis do to get Mr.Malik to fall for him and let down his daughter easily. is one of them risking the time to get in trouble?

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?