"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothing...
𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈. extended description inside lowercase intended s. reid x oc (fwb)
𝓲 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓲𝓯 𝔀𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼, 𝓸𝓯 𝓲𝓯 𝔀𝓮 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷'𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵 sequel to 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒶 𝒿𝒶𝓃𝑒 lowercase intended
━ 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗗 ❝ 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 ❞ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ▌ᰢ ༘ 𓄹 ࣪˖ ≡ in which a woman handpicked by the director joins the bau team, and the resident g...
Spencer wraps the blanket tighter around us causing me to melt into him further. He sweeps my wet hair over my shoulder while I stare out towards the golden sunset. He plants a kiss on my temple before nuzzling his face into my neck. "Thank you," He whispers. I run my fingers through his soft curls, "For what?" "For s...
"if they call me a slut, you know it might be worth in for once" {drew starkey x fem!oc} {social media fic}
This summer was going to be different, a good different. Jeremiah Fisher x fem!oc reader The Summer I Turned Pretty: Season 1 Season 2: Already Began Uploading!
FORMERLY TITLED IM FINE ❞You've truly been through so much, Dawn.❞ ❞It's fine, Calum.❞ Dawn Graham gets confused when she sees someone who looks exactly like her during her night in the hospital. Calum Hood gets confused when Luke Hemmings, his best friend, runs into his office saying that Luke had found Calum's daugh...
A hurt tattoo artist, a crazed painter, a confused druggie, and a controlling gangster...It sounds like a chaotic mix of colors that shouldn't be able to mix, but instead they take that expectation and they make themselves blend together instead. -5sos calm/ot4- -Complete-
Various Malec oneshots <3 Chapter 15- Alec sighed and sat back, feeling impossibly full. The thick cock reached the most intimate parts of his body. (Riding, fluff, cute) [This book has been discontinued.]
❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 ❞ or i...
The greatest Shadowhunter of his generation is what they say about the legendary Jace Wayland. But, what you don't know, is that they also say the same of his twin sister, Serena. For Serena is many things. She is the Clave Envoy to Downworlders. She is the parabatai to Isabelle Lightwood. And Serena herself, is a Lig...
In which Luke is in for a rude awakening when he is suddenly entrusted with the care of his dead best friend's daughter. -------------------------------------- "L-Luke?" "Yeah, baby?" "Where... Where d-did m-mommy and d-daddy go? Why can't I-I s-see them again?" Book 2 in the Adoption Series cover photo credits to 5se...
when a good girl teaches a bad boy how to fake innocence
or when a girl and boy meet at a party and give each other endearing nicknames such as lucifer and indiana jones
"no matter where life takes us nothing can break us apart." or in which a lifer and a ghost are connected in different timelines by his music. [ luke patterson x fem oc! ] julie and the phantoms season one
𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮| ❝𝖣𝖺𝗇𝖼𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾, 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗁𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎❞ • 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦:: 𝐣𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧:: 𝐨𝐧𝐞 (𝐨𝐜 𝐱 𝐥𝐩)
∘₊✧─ 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐬 ─✧₊∘ "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝, 𝐝𝐮𝐝𝐞." 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Luke starts developing feelings for the only lifer who is able to touch the phantoms Tʜᴇ Jᴜʟɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍs ᴘʟᴏᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ...
𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒈𝒖𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓 𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒌 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈... 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉...a girl is stuck in a never-ending loop of loneliness, but it all changes when she gets surprised by her celebrity crush. suddenly she doesn't feel so lonely anymore. luke hemmings f...
Michael and Calum hate each other but what happens when they find themselves locked in their school after detention? Will their true feelings finally show? Warnings: -smut -THERE IS NO SIDE PAIRING -Michael tops Thank you @madie_is_a_penguin_ for creating this cover!
[ Ranked #1 - Cake ] [ Ranked # 10 - CalumHood ] [ Ranked #98 - 5sos ] Calum Hood: Lead singer and bassist of 5 Seconds of Summer. Luke Hemmings: Actor and model. Because of a mistake, these two are forced to pretend that they're dating each other. Once you take into account things like past heartbreaks and the hards...
The moment a fan got on to the stage, got a backstage pass and it changed literally everything.
Luke laughs sharply, a silence filling the room before he begins to talk once again, "Are you prepared to have three dominants, Michael? You have the right to back out of this before anything is talked about and signed for. Just tell me now and you're free to go." Michael swallows, "Honestly, sir? I'm not quite sure y...
#1: I'm panicking Amber. I don't know what to do. #2: I'm not Amber but why are you panicking? #3: Not Amber either. #4: Nope. Are you okay? - Where a scared little boy meant to text his friend but ended up texting three strangers....and then never stopped texting
"Suck my dick, Hood." "I would if you had one." Basically the boys are in prison. The four prisoners come together to rule, until they don't.
"He always calls me around 2am." "Do you pick up?" "Yes." "Do you know him?" "No." Where a girl gets called by an unknown number around 2am almost every night. © 2018 all rights reserved easierdjs HIGHEST RANKING #1 in #irwin #3 in #ashton #4 in #michael #1 in #clifford #9 in #hemmings #10 in #ashtonirwin #2 in #calu...
❝ 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪'𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 ❞ OR in which luke has been hiding his innocent roommate from the race track, and all of his friends. including calum hood. [ lowercase intended...
▷ SUNLIGHT | in which a troubled girl rants to an inactive tumblr account [ michael clifford x oc ] [ tw: depression + self harm ] - michael is single just for the sake of storytelling pls
