quackityhq and cloroxicity hate eachother. everyone knows that, right? [highest rankings: #1 in quackity, #1 in kingani, #1 in kwite, #1 in aksually]

""I... I could always just teach you Spanish, you know." There was a hint of a smile in his voice that offset you. A sly smile, not genuine-- something teasing underlying. You were tempted to disagree, but... From there, only Thanos knew what would happen." never thought i'd make a real-person fanfiction but here we are. a foes to friends to lovers trope with a pining, spanish-speaking twist :)

t/w smoking, drinking, drugs disclaimer - there will be some smut but idk how detailed it'll be from what y/n thought was just a stream invite soon escalates into something else once they meet in person at a party. lower case intended y/n written with she/her pronouns

𝟎𝟎𝟐┊͙ 𝓢𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘- 𝐉𝐎𝐉𝐈 ꗃ⋆₊*𓂃݊ 〘 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙮 〙｡ ༅ ˖⁺ ꒰ ☔️ ꒱ ⋆ ୭ 「 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝒙 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜. 」 ━━━ 𓆩♡𓆪 ━━━ ꒰ *ੈ✩‧₊ ꒱ 𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀... ❝𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘❞ ━━━━━━━━ &&. 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,, ࿐∙⋆°༝ 𝓐𝐋𝐄𝐗 unintentionally 𝒇𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝒍𝗼𝘃𝗲 through coffee preferences when traveling between california & mexico. 𝒐𝒓 𝓐𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 unintentionally 𝒇𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝒍𝗼𝘃𝗲 through coffee preferences when catching a flight to see her brother. ━━━━━━ © 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗫𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝟮𝗢𝟮𝟭 ｡ ༅ ˖⁺⋆ ୭ 〘 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 25/01/2021 〙 〘 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 12/03/2021 〙 〘 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞! 〙 °•*⁀➷ ꒰ 𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄

dont read this im embarrassed idk waht i was doing 3 years ago WHY DID THIS GO VIRAL

"my kids just got kicked out from school? not clickbait, in brackets sexy" "did you just say sexy?" for @letterstojoon

𝕀𝕄ℙ𝕆ℝ𝕋𝔸ℕ𝕋 - this fic is very much abandoned lmao i wont update it again so uhhh yeah 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚜 :) 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 (𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢) 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜! 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕖: •𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 •𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 (𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝 >:)) • 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝, 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝. •𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 •𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 & 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚎𝚜 •𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚜 •𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 :) (𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎: 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚖 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊 @ 𝚚𝚝𝚒𝚙_𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎) 𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕤𝕞 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 :D 🏅#𝟺 𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚡𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

-"You're driving me crazy, I might just be falling for you." 1/?/20 12/?/21

"𝑖 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢," "𝑤𝑜𝑤 𝑖 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑖 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑟~"

✫*ﾟ."𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙞 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙞 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤". *｡･ﾟ✫*. --- in which a boy gets dared to kiss the hottest girl at a dumb, high school party.