Hello my name's Deadpool ! I'm talking instead of Author-chan here because she's too stupid to do a proper description...anyway to do a summary of this shi...I mean wonderful fanfiction: Fangirl stuff, Plot twist, terrible jokes, bordeline crack, plot twist, stupid author forget things, reader-kun is mine, more plot twist, don't touch my reader-kun, fourth wall breaking,I'll kill you if you touch my reader-kun, where's the talking boxes in my head author I'm still waiting, cliff hanger, lazy author, French, swearing, friendship, GAAAAAAAY, so much mistake author, stupid author, author roleplaying myself in the comments, did you read all of this ? When is the next chapter coming out author ? Stupid romance stuff...and more to come ! Seriously don't touch my reader-kun ! Now excuse me while I let author-chan (out of the basement) writing the next chapter ! Hasta la vista baby ! Author note: I'm taking the little time I have until Wade find me and put me back in the basement to tell you thank you so much for reading and voting this ! I'm really happy that people like it ! Have a nice day/night ! :D OMG he's already back ! He's now at my bedroom's door guys I have to go because klkhjyuybkbhkbykubyiuidqmifqmsijhakjdhqk YO Deadpool again ! Don't listen to the author about the basement ok ? She's crazy ! (11/18/2016): thank you for 7k everyone !!

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Jason Voorhees forever haunted camp crystal lake. Murdering anyone who step foot on his ground. Blake bored of his mundane life comes looking for a death wish decides to pay the masked killer a visit. Will Blake get what he wants? Or is this just another way for Blake to get fucked in the ass (literally). (THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR SENSITIVE MORONS) (YES THERE IS A LOT OF SPELLING MISTAKES AND GRAMMAR ISSUES, I WILL FIX ONCE THE BOOK IS COMPLETELY) (IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO POINT THEM OUT, THEN SURELY YOU CAN READ THROUGH THEM, THIS IS WATTPAD NOT ENGLISH CLASS)