"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

"you're going to hell, ashton irwin."

"Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"

"How could you ever love someone who causes you so much pain?" This is the continuation of "The Chase"

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer