how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Gabriel Agreste is a awful father, a terrible boss, a disappointment to his mama, and a villain. Gru used to be the same, but overcame it. Can Gru change Gabrikins for the better? prolly not

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

A book of weird stuff you can laugh at. Featuring my friends occasionally Crime is legal if you don't get caught. Being arrested isn't real, just walk away. Be gay, do crime. If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is talking shittttt