It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass. Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he's not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt's attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes. Everyone that is, but Geralt himself. How can a bard ever hope to seduce a man as clueless as this?

Dick gets shot, and somehow love comes tumbling. A JayDick romantic comedy ficlet. ______________________________________________ •Written November 2020• [Complete, 14k words] The idea for this fic was inspired by some lovely fan art by @pentapoda on Tumblr, which is linked under 'External Link' at the bottom of the first chapter (desktop only). Please consider clicking it to give the art a like and a reblog if you can! Also, Dick is back in Gotham instead of Blüdhaven in this fic for plot convenience purposes. This is absolutely a lighthearted rom-com, so it's not that serious! ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ (Photo featured on cover by Priscilla Du Preez [@priscilladupreez] via Unsplash; 'white pillows and bed comforter photo'. Link to original post in second chapter. Art featured on cover via Canva; 'Rough Underline'. Clker-Free-Vector-Images [@pixabay] via Canva; '304570.svg'. All edits mine.)