Finding someone you love isn't easy... Nor is it painless to forget all about the struggles and obstacles, that you had to overcome in order to make it work. Love sucks. So, I'm just going to save you the trouble by exposing the disgusting truth of it all. By giving you the naked details. This is basically, based off of my real life. Nothing, I'm telling you isn't real. It's all true, which is completely sad. I know! Long story short? Um, I fell head of heels for my teacher. But that's not the gist of it. I also started to maybe develop feelings for my Principal. Yeah... I thought my life was hectic before, but now it's just... spiraling... out of control. Yeah, I think that bout' covers it. Damn... I'm sorry, did I forget to mention I'm lusting after my Librarian? Oh, and their uh... all women too... ••••

Ferne and her band of misfits must find a way to bring peace back to the land.