in which the school virgin meets luke hemmings in sex ed but do they fall in love?

"i want to be naughty with you, the rest of my life."

Just typical stupid things I see in PJO fanfics. [Warning: Contains satire. If you can't handle that, then please don't read. Literally not PC at all so just... be warned] ||Cover made by @lostamongstars|| Most Accomplished: #46 in Humor © Copyright ~ 2014-2022 ~ Chilea Kashé.

Tris just moved to L.A. from Chicago and is going to Divergent high with the gang.

As the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔

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"Time is up, I AM CLAIMING WHAT IS MINE!" His voiced shattered throughout the entire tower. He has found me and claiming what is his; me. "Sire please, she not even 21 yet. Please let her stay for the year!" My father pleaded for my life but it was no use. I belong to him. Silence crept through the house before loud banging from large footsteps crept from the staircase. The pleading did not work. He was coming for me. .... BOOM! The large sealed oak door broke down with a simple kick from the notorious beast. I ran to the corner for protection but to no avail. He was taking me to my new life. ------------ My destiny was written before I existed. My family bloodline held much respect throughout generations, we were a perfect fit to be married off to the Vincenzo family. The largest mafia group to rule all of Europe and parts of America. They controlled everything since the beginning of time. So when my ancestor agreed to marry off his 8th grandchild off to the leader of the Vincenzo clan; it was a victory for the family. I am the 8th grandchild. My life now belongs to the Vincenzo clan.

When Ph.D. candidate Scarlett is forced to play loving wife to her mentor's playboy son, the last thing she expects is to fall for the fantasy herself. ***** Scarlett Rong has dedicated her life to anthropology, and she wouldn't have it any other way, even if her overbearing Ph.D. mentor makes a social life impossible. Dr. Alexeev has the power to make or break Scarlett's career and there's no way she's risking that. Even if it means getting roped into a holiday scheme that can't possibly be university policy. When Maxwell, the rebellious son of Dr. Alexeev's ex-husband gets into a car accident that leaves him with amnesia, Alexeev is far from heartbroken - in fact, she sees it as the perfect opportunity to find out why he's planning on signing his billion-dollar company away to his best friend for pennies. Before she knows it, Scarlett finds herself playing doting wife to the infamous playboy to find out the truth. But as the lies become more entangled, Scarlett finds herself questioning her involvement in this scheme, and more importantly, what her true feelings are for the handsome billionaire. A fake marriage was hardly on Scarlett's wish list this year, but maybe Maxwell is more of a gift than she initially suspected... [[Word count: 50,000 - 60,000]] Cover designed by Regina Dionela

[ WATTYS '18 LONG-LISTED ] ❝ I have slit throats far more beautiful than yours.❞ In which a thousand brides have fallen, and she is the last, so she spins a tale as old as time to live the dawn. | an arabian nights x beauty and the beast crossover | (cover by ES Johnson) trailer (video by @AKfiction): https://youtu.be/2OSjakJrUeo

❝SHUT UP KIM Y/N!!❞She flinched, as i suddenly burst out, ❝YOU ARE STILL A FVCKING SMALL KID!!❞A loud sob escaped from her mouth, ❝JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I WILL DO SOMETHING AND REGRET IT LATER!❞I averted my gaze away from her in order to ignore her glossy eyes, ❝I SAID GET OUT!!❞i roared, i can hear her footsteps, she is going out, but instead of door opening and closing, i heard a *THUD*, i turned around Only to witness my wife sobbing on the floor, holding her head, 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑!!?!!?. 𝖬𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 c𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍⚠︎ Started in 23/6/2021 Completed. * It's all just a fanfiction, it has nothing to do with the idols character, thank you.