Routine Incorrect Quotes (at times will be posted multiple times a day) on our favourite dysfunctional Royal Norse family.

Steve and the reader are an ordinary suburban couple with an ordinary, suburban marriage. Many would say they're the perfect couple. But all is not as it seems. The reader's not an immunologist and Steve doesn't work as an architect. Unbeknown to each other, they're both extremely dangerous and lethal to the other. Will their love survive to what's coming to haunt them? DISCLAIMER: This story is based on the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith, thus all rights go to their respective owners.