WILL THE REAL Y/N PLEASE STAND UP.

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

THE NOT SO ROYAL FAMILY | 𝐁𝐓𝐒

𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 "You're only famous because of my ass." ♔ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ sʜᴏᴡ ♔ Crack fic

WHO KILLED ME | 𝐁𝐓𝐒 ✓

✅ "I learned a lesson today, and that's to never trust strangers." ♔ Eileen and her friend Jungkook are studying to be photographers. They hope to someday be professional enough to turn it into a career. While looking for a place to stay, they come across a friendly landlord. He offers them a place to stay in a spook...