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  • alien affairs // jjk X reader
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    "What is the point of your milk sacks, human?" "My what?" "Your milk sacks." "You mean my boobs?" ------- Did you decide that it was great idea to suddenly go out at 3 am to get a donut? Yes. Did you get kidnapped by an alien failing his human-ed class? Yes. Did the two of you potentially start an accidental war bet...

  • toilet paper ↯ jjk
    159K 8K 26

    "hey, whoever's in the next stall, can you please pass over some toilet paper?" in which a girl gets stuck in a bathroom stall without toilet paper + in which jeon jungkook hides in the girl's bathroom to hide from some crazy fans (a jeon jungkook story.) → COMPLETED: jul. 2017 - sept. 2019

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