Mordecai and twilight 💖 This is a joke btw

It's 2am and I am going to die

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

incredibly cursed, but fun to make, oneshots i publish whenever i feel like it lol

drako has had a crush on obama for years, but when y/n appears at hogwarts, everything changes. Should update once a week