Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)

*After The End* After the incident with Tord's giant robot a lot of stuff happened. He left the army, but he still lives with his soldiers Paul and Patrick. But something is wrong with Tord... After what happened, he felt so lonely...maybe too much lonely... He is losing his emotions piece by piece and ended up with no emotions at all... Only guilt and pain...