Pretty sure the title says it all. . . (Disclaimer: Percy Jackson belongs to Uncle Rick, and the memes all belong to their original creators.) Best Rankings: 1st in #percyjackson 8/9/21 1st in #greek 8/12/21 1st in #percy 8/21/21 1st in #nico 8/27/21 1st in #leovaldez 8/27/21 1st in #hazellevesque 8/27/21 1st in #hades 8/30/21 1st in #heroesofolympus 10/19/21 1st in #annabeth 12/1/21 1st in #nicodiangelo 1/2/22 6th in #mythology 8/21/21

"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!" "I'd rather kiss a crank" Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D 99% OF THESE INSULTS ARE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT OF AND CREATED BY ME Please be warned that this book may contain spoilers :) Highest Ranking: #112 in humour ××× [Not saying these to anyone, they're just made-up insults that would be funny if you understand :) All words belonging to authors (such as factionless, etc) belong fully to the authors and I own nothing]

Just to brighten up anyone's day, I have decided to make a book of all the best quotes of the 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians' and 'Heroes of Olympus Series'. Enjoy!

"Can we do a little focusing on English and not on innuendos?" My English teacher is really. . . interesting. I mean, does your high school English teacher body check you in the hallway, call you by the name of a character in a TV show, or make random song references? Does he fight you for your spot in the lunch line? Does he blast music so loud that the teacher in the class 3 rooms away sends a student to your class to complain? Just wait. It gets even weirder. "Devil, Devil, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!"