NSFW It was boring. Boring. That's the first thought you had about this whole situation. Fucking boring. What was the point of something like this? You weren't getting into heaven anyway. And he wouldn't be getting in either, if you could help it. - - - - All credits to 'horseparkour' on Ao3
You want out of the games, desperately. So, you ask three guards if there are any...special...ways of getting out. (I do not own any of these characters)
(sort of a joke fanfic) You and Gavin Reed are assigned a new case together. You were in desperate need of a cup of coffee, so he hooks you up with his very secret recipe.