Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝You and me,❞ he whispered, ❝until the end of time.❞ // A chronicle of Junie Bennett's birthdays from the ages of ten to twenty one.

"I know you aren't the brightest light bulb in the package so let me put it this way. The amygdala is responsible for emotional responses. My scientists have formed a chemical that stops the romantic response. This chemical gets injected into the bloodstream and hijacks the brain. It becomes its own part of the endocrine system and begins to produce its own hormones. I call them anti-romance hormones. It stops the hormones responsible for..." He touched her cheek soothingly with the back of his hand. "...Romantic and sexual impulses and makes the human being no longer a slave to desire." "What the hell are you talking about Waldorf?" Clara snapped. "The future Clara." He gave her his most vindictive smile. "The one you wont be apart of." Malinda Bennet is a descendent of Queen Clara Taylor Marose and lives her life feeling empty and heartbroken because she lives in a nation in which she is the only one capable of romantic love. She soon realizes that she is willing to take dangerous risks in order to find love.

Hermione is back as Head Girl for her 7th year, but she is back without Ron. So when she is forced to room with Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, the hormones are flying. They are supposed to be enemies, but as a new Draco emerges, it gets harder and harder to remember that. Will she fight their growing attraction or give in to it, body and soul, risking everything she holds dear?