"I've noticed you've been failing george" tw: second hand embarrassment

Though he desperately refuses the conformities of modern novel tropes, George acknowledges he's just the same as every book character. A side character that is. Studying his way into writing a hit novel George has to master the ups and downs of his college life, overprotective roommate, and the friends with benefits he has going on with his best friend. Only problem is the line of feelings had been blurred years ago, and Dream's future lies between a pretty blondes watermelon flavored lips. Will George be able to skate past the due dates of writing or will he fall victim to the hockey captain once more? *** His brows furrow a bit but he seems to keep his cool when he asks, "can I still kiss you?" And what else am I supposed to say to that? *** This is a mature book. Check the TW in the first chapter <3

He wasn't supposed to hear it. But after a rather interesting conversation he accidentally overhead between his two best friends through his headset, Sapnap suddenly comes up with his best idea yet to spice up his sex life. * * * [SMUT WARNING]

dnf smut story obviously contains smut and heavy language 🤤 enjoy you thirsty bitches <3 story cover by Umbria.png on instagram

I AM NOT THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK! ALL CREDIT GOES TO TBHYOURELAME ON AO3!! After years of online calls, late night texting, and out of sync sleep schedules, Sapnap and George finally visit Florida. Dream's aspiration to truly know himself is met with the return of missed chances, and uncertainty. Placed in the dead center of his humid, overwhelming life, he and George are bound to confront the inevitable. "Has it rained?" George asks suddenly. Dream's thoughts snap away from the drifting green and cloudless sky, returning to earth once more. His lips part in silence. George's voice was soft when he'd uttered the words, and for a reason he cannot place, Dream finds himself glancing to the back of Sapnap's head before responding, "Since...summer?"

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[18+] [𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 18,585] ~DreamSMP Smut/NSFW 1 out of 3~ UNFINISHED 𝘖𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒 𝘖𝘕 𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘖𝘞𝘕 (𝘈𝘰3) PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS A JOKE!!! THIS WAS A REQUEST!!!!!!!! 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨-𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩. 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥... OR; 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦

a gorgeous brunet catches clay's eye under the red strip club lights. ♡ dnf strip club au major content warning: includes smut and other sexual themes. - wc: 46744

Dreamnotfound fanfic, Dream x George, Clay x George. SMUTTY FANFIC. I DO NOT SHIP THEM IRL. THIS IS JUST A FANFIC. ITS FICTION. thank you. They call each night, but one day the call ended a different way. Credit for art: ???

It was supposed to be a joke. No Nut November was just a stupid challenge that idiotic people took too seriously. Unfortunately Dream was one of those people, and now the idea was stuck in his head. Last a whole month without any release. It was funny to George, how crazy serious Dream took the whole ordeal. And he continued to find the humor in it, until Dream told him that he was too weak to last. It ticked George off to no extent, and he was determined to prove that he was the strong one out of the two. Even if he had to get his hands dirty in the process. * * * THIS IS SATIRE DON'T COME FOR ME PLEASE !!