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Shrek's dick: A Poem by Shrekism1230
Shrek's dick: A Poem
Shrekism1230
  • Reads 582
  • Votes 30
  • Parts 1
69 More Reasons to Love Shrek by shreky69
69 More Reasons to Love Shrek
shreky69
  • Reads 17,417
  • Votes 358
  • Parts 33
There is more than 69 reasons to Love Shrek so if you can't find a reason to love him then I think you're just a complete doofus.
Gordon Ramsay  X Donald Trump 50 Shades of Orange  by WheresTheTeaDoe
Gordon Ramsay X Donald Trump 50 Shades of Orange
WheresTheTeaDoe
  • Reads 4,857
  • Votes 119
  • Parts 7
This is a joke and should not be taken seriously.
~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump) by notshawtyth1ck
~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump)
notshawtyth1ck
  • Reads 43,270
  • Votes 764
  • Parts 8
~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?
Elmo x Reader by Owlmogen
Elmo x Reader
Owlmogen
  • Reads 53,313
  • Votes 615
  • Parts 6
A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021
That Vegan Teacher X Reader by thatmossybank
That Vegan Teacher X Reader
thatmossybank
  • Reads 31,253
  • Votes 432
  • Parts 8
you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...
Table x reader by evilturkey5
Table x reader
evilturkey5
  • Reads 39,947
  • Votes 864
  • Parts 6
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
Fifty shades of bread by Sytrus123
Fifty shades of bread
Sytrus123
  • Reads 29,319
  • Votes 1,000
  • Parts 13
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
Garlic bread x reader by Chinesesomemilk
Garlic bread x reader
Chinesesomemilk
  • Reads 46,037
  • Votes 1,239
  • Parts 7
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you