if i ever write anymore, it's gonna be on ao3. the writing in this absolutely sucks so have fun reading i guess, i know you are here for the smut

Jonathan Schlatt, formally known as Schlatt, had been emperor of L'manberg, up until his fatal heart attack on November 13, 2020. On that day, L'manberg also lost Wilbur Soot, who had exploded a fair portion of the beautiful city. Cut to a couple years later, and Wilbur is now known as Ghostbur, a lonely spirit who, unfortunately, doesn't remember half the things that happened. It's mid October, one month before the anniversary of L'manberg's greatest war, when another spirit begins to terrorize the city. Wilbur has one job; find the spirit and stop him. [ITS COMPLETED NOW, WITH A SHORT SEQUEL CALLED "SALAD DAYS"]

"are you coming?" "why are you making this sexual?!" "what do you mean? i just want to know if you're coming!" lowercase intended discontinued. started: jan 3, 2021 ended: september 7, 2021 thank you so much to anyone who has read or is reading this book. it means the world to me. stay healthy<3

[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.

SCHLATTBUR ONESHOTS EXCEPT WE USED https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/story-ideas/ TO GIVE US PROMPTS SINCE WE ARE UNORIGINAL WARNING - this WILL contain: - Shipping - NSFW references - What - Eating Teenagers.