A self conscious bread is born into the world and its one goal is to live... but with danger everywhere it is not easy.. even water can make this bread perish

CREDITS TO ENA FOR ALL OF THE DRAWINGS!!!!!!!! go harass her at her social media which is facebook: biscuitsfootslave ive actually been shipping ena and squilliam since 1974, so i consider myself an OG shipper. please do not steal my story concept because its COMPLETELY original. (for wattpad reasons this is a joke) ive been preparing for this story for about like 8 years please do not copy me thank you./

In which i bless you and cleanse you of sins

Bathe in this bathtub of a book filled with holy water. Recently read smut and want to revive yourself? Problem solved! HOLY WATER MY CHILDREN No one will probably read this but it's ok because I need this book too.

Shrek goes on an adventure

Everything marvel (memes, incorrect quotes, headcannons) that makes me giggle (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ i find most of these in the wee hours of the morning when i should be sleeping, so they most likely make no sense or are just not funny even though my sleep deprived self thought it was the most hilarious thing ever (mainly loki, stucky, daredevil, moon knight, irondad, and spiderson because i said so) #1 in avengers (10/3/22) #1 in deadpool (10/28/22) #1 in irondad (10/29/22) #69 in thorodinson (10/29/22) ',:) #1 in memes (11/4/22) #1 in tonystark (11/8/22) #1 in peterparker (11/8/22) #1 in stucky (11/12/22) #1 in venom (11/17/22) #1 in guardiansofthegalaxy (11/17/22) #1 in incorrectquotes (11/25/22) #1 in marvel (12/7/22) #1 in clintbarton (12/10/22) #1 in incorrectquotes (12/24/22) #1 buckybarnes (1/21/23) #1 spiderson (2/24/23) 💫✨🌈I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE✨🌈💫

Me and my crew being chaotic Just ask to join the crew If you wanna join I need a pic of your Gacha Club oc or a description of what you want to look like

Idk gacha and shit like that

dear holy spirit, please forgive my sinful soul, and cleanse my sinister mind with your holiest of water.

(Scarecrows of Coldharbour Farm #1) WINNER Wattys 2021 | '...adorable and heartbreaking...' Erin loved to build scarecrows. She made a dozen in all. Her Pa showed her how. But he's dead now. Everyone is dead. The Many Years Storm saw to that. Terrified and alone, Erin endured the storm in her hilltop farmhouse. She watched the sea levels rise, flooding everything in sight, washing away all but one of her scarecrows, Number Twelve. Then, on the day the rain stopped, Twelve inexplicably came to life and jumped down from her cross. No sooner had Erin told Twelve about her eleven missing sisters, they decided to build a boat and set out across The Endless Blue to find them all.