The journey of a loaf of bread...

A self conscious bread is born into the world and its one goal is to live... but with danger everywhere it is not easy.. even water can make this bread perish

'Unchain My Heart' [Ena x Squilliam] 🐙

CREDITS TO ENA FOR ALL OF THE DRAWINGS!!!!!!!! go harass her at her social media which is facebook: biscuitsfootslave ive actually been shipping ena and squilliam since 1974, so i consider myself an OG shipper. please do not steal my story concept because its COMPLETELY original. (for wattpad reasons this is a joke) ...

The Weekly Bible

In which i bless you and cleanse you of sins

Holy Water for all of Your Sins

Bathe in this bathtub of a book filled with holy water. Recently read smut and want to revive yourself? Problem solved! HOLY WATER MY CHILDREN No one will probably read this but it's ok because I need this book too.

Shrek's adventure

Shrek goes on an adventure

Marvel Memes ',:)

Everything marvel (memes, incorrect quotes, headcannons) that makes me giggle (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ i find most of these in the wee hours of the morning when i should be sleeping, so they most likely make no sense or are just not funny even though my sleep deprived self thought it was the most hilarious thing ever (mainly loki, stu...

Chaos with the crew

Me and my crew being chaotic Just ask to join the crew If you wanna join I need a pic of your Gacha Club oc or a description of what you want to look like

✨PICTURES✨

Idk gacha and shit like that

penis man

dear holy spirit, please forgive my sinful soul, and cleanse my sinister mind with your holiest of water.

The Last Scarecrow

(Scarecrows of Coldharbour Farm #1) WINNER Wattys 2021 | '...adorable and heartbreaking...' Erin loved to build scarecrows. She made a dozen in all. Her Pa showed her how. But he's dead now. Everyone is dead. The Many Years Storm saw to that. Terrified and alone, Erin endured the storm in her hilltop farmhouse. She wa...

Heros (Tommyinnit x MHA) [Hiatus]

After the mysterious murders of the citizens of the Dream SMP, Tommy finds himself in limbo again, but with an unfamiliar face. Yet they aren't there for long, what will happen in this new and "quirky" world? ~•~ "Do you want to be a Hero Tommy?" "Brings back terrible memories, not gonna lie." ~•~ "DIE!" "YOU TOO, BLO...

Orphan Spider

During the day, Peter Parker is just an average teenager, except for the fact that he's an orphan living in an abusive orphanage. But during the night, he's the famous Queens vigilante Spider-Man. What will happen when Peter becomes an intern for Stark Industries and the Avengers are sent to capture his alter-ego? | |...