Random shît that I think 1D would say if they had group chats throughout their hiatus. Highest rank// 389 in humor// 7.30.17 //296 in humor// 10.28.17

"not even in my wildest dreams." (disclaimer) i do not own liam and zayn. i am in no way implying that anything in this story happens in real life. i am also not saying that any characters in this book are gay and is solely written for entertainment purposes.

Louis is a freshman with a crush on his older brother's best friend. He gets bullied, but it doesn't really bother him. He also likes to sing. or the one where Louis has a crush on Liam's friend Harry.

[Highest ranking: #110 in Fanfiction] Humans know all about werewolves and vampires. Humans are considered the lowest species, the weakest. Some humans, however, are mated with a vampire or werewolf. Three. four, even five mates aren't very rare, if anything they're actually pretty common. Some vampires or werewolves are nice, some aren't. There are four werewolves named Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, and Liam Payne who everyone is afraid of. They are looking for their last mate. Will they be disappointed to learn their mate is just a human? Will the human accept them? [Cover by: @cakenjh]

Louis Tomlinson. A punk rock, bad ass tattoo artist. Looking for excitement & trouble. Harry Styles. A silly, outgoing flower crown wearing waitress. Looking for love & affection. Harry got his love & affection from a dangerous, cold hearted 26 year old man who called him baby & Louis got his excitement & trouble from a happy go lucky, stuttering 19 year old boy who called him daddy.

He wasn't. He couldn't be. Louis was humping his leg. Maybe he was sleeping, Harry's thoughts spun wildly, having a dirty dream. But Harry knew Louis up and down, the patterns of his breathing, the tension in his muscles - this wasn't sleeping Louis. As if to confirm Harry's thoughts, Louis gripped him slightly and unmistakably ground his hips. A soft moan escaped Harry's lips. Louis stilled. Harry held his breath. No no no please don't stop, God. Louis' hands traveled up his body lightly, the barely there touch making him hiss. "'S this ok?" Louis' voice sounded uncertain, hesitant, like his fingers delicately tracing Harry's spine. Or: A whole lot of cute fluffiness takes a horrifying descent into hardcore godless smut. But it's ok though cuz it's Louis and Harry and they're adorable little cupcakes who love each other very much.

" Please, Tell me what you want from me!" The laughter grows louder making Harry want to cry. " Isn't it obvious Harry? We want you!"

Smut, fluff, anything bottom harry!! You can leave requests.

The biggest boy band in the world is made up off 3 dominants and 2 submissives. When Harry took his test on his 18th birthday to get matched with his dominant, he didn't expect to get matched the very next day. Harry didn't expect for his dominant to be his band mate.