Look around you. There are objects everywhere, correct? Well, I'm about to add a double meaning to some of those objects. Welcome to "Inanimate As You Are," a book where I try to make random objects somehow deep and poetic. You're welcome to come along for the ride. :) I do take requests and I encourage you to leave some since it will make things more interesting. Updates every Saturday (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS) ------------------ Commitment is not my forte

Artemis Fowl had always known that he was different. He was a 10 year old criminal mastermind who was plotting ways to kidnap a fairy. It doesn't get much more different than that. But he was yet to discover exactly how different he was.... Nico di Angelo was not a happy camper. The war with Kronos was looming and Nico still hadn't managed to convince Percy to visit the Styx. Even worse, Hades had got it into his head that Nico needed to socialize and "learn about his heritage". What's all this about wizards? What happens when two of the world's most socially awkward 11 year old's run into each other at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Hogwarts is in for a bumpy ride....

After seeing an add on TV asking for a new singer Will sends in a CD of one of his songs and the people tell him they absolutely love it and they want to hire him immediately so long as he changes all the him's and and he's into her's and she's so Will turns them down. But what will he do when tragically strikes and his in desperate need of money? Based on one of my favorite songs Pop Friendly Radio Song by Matt Fishel Cover image https://www.google.com/amp/s/soia-jpg.tumblr.com/post/632878061825753088/a-sketch-of-a-will-solace-playing-even-tho-he/amp

Draco is always terrified. His family bombard him with expectation and misguidance as they are pressuring him with the task of upkeeping the family name. The only problem is, he's only eleven. And how are you supposed to shine when the famous Harry Potter is in the same year as you? *Disclosure, this is a fanfiction, I do not own the characters and some quotes are taken from the study material used. All rights go to JK Rowling for the characters and quotes*

He promised her they were forever. And they were. Till they weren't. (Percabeth) (drivers license) (one-shot)

The war is over, and omegas have never been more valuable. The Galra empire severely dwindled Earth's population, and now omegas were required to have at least one pup with their mate. If they didn't by the age of 25, the Omega Breeding Program would bring the omega to one of their facilities and give them a waiting alpha to mate with. Lance was worried for Keith, as he was an unmated omega. But being the leader of Volton and the Blade of Marmora had its advantages. Although, Earth wasn't the only planet to suffer. And some acted more drastically. On a mission, Keith goes missing. Everyone is freaking out. There were rumors of a group kidnapping omegas of all species for breeding and overall amusement. Could Keith have been taken by this group? Lance goes on his own mission with some help to find his missing friend. This is a Klance Omegaverse, it does have a plot, I will include content warnings, no art/photographs are mine and all credit goes to the artists/photographers. I do not own Voltron or any characters #1 in omegakeith (August 5th, 2021) #1 in alphalance (August 8th, 2021) #1 in gaykeith (October 15th, 2021) #1 in toplance (November 8th, 2021) #1 in voltronld (April 28th, 2022) #1 in bisexuallance (June 5th, 2022)

"Tea? I love tea!" She spins around the group, earning several fed-up facepalms from the others. "That's not the point Torii." "What do you mean? Nothing really matters. Drink some tea, or eat Jay's cool candy, and the world is like a canvas, and you're the metal tube with toothpaste bristles glued onto the end!" She stops, a contemplative light in her eyes, "Wait. Normal people use paintbrushes." "He's saying that this place is odd," Ebony responds, likely ignoring her rant out of sheer courtesy. "Exactly," Jay says, clicking both of his fingers, "This place is odd. even if it doesn't look off, if you look at the small details, nothing makes sense." Five friends. Jay, Torii, Pittrice, Guinevere and Ebony. One cat. One escape. Is it from real life or the situation that has them trapped? (This is written as a collab, so the writing style changes every chapter. Please bare with us!)