Stuff happened and Naruto has no idea.

Naruto got betrayed by Hinata, she was having an affair with Shino. Unexpectedly he would've expected Kiba but no it was Shino. He wants nothing more than revenge but that wasn't his style. Shikamaru knew what the blond was going through so he dedicated himself to making the blond smile again. By any means necessary.

All Naruto and Sai want to do is get home. But what happens when they get lost, Naruto needs help getting his clothes off, and things get a little too wet for Sai's liking? Oneshot(ish), because we all need a little naruto and sai in our lives. COMPLETE

(naruto time travel fic) A seven-year war against Madara ends in tragedy, leaving Naruto as the sole survivor. He returns to the past to change things under his new persona of Kioshi-Uzumaki Hisato, an enigma and a force to be reckoned with. But the past he returned to may not be as similar to his own as he expected, and this new future threatens to upheave everything Hisato has ever known and puts Konoha at risk once more. Cover by rottenapplemeimei