yohsikage kira take you home, rants until he nuts on your hands and kills you.

this is so hot i promise.

The Banana Lore

The sad story of Mr. Banana at my school

Elmo x Reader

A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021

Megamind X Reader Oneshots

Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me

Kurtis Conner x Danny Gonzalez x Obama

Kurtis gets a surprise call from Obama, and a new job! He immediately calls Danny Gonzalez, his most trusted friend. When they arrive at the Obama house, Kurtis realizes this job is not what he expected, and Danny gets a special job of his own. Read to find out the fate of our two beloved commentary Youtubers. *UPDATE...

Shrek x Dora

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

bob the builder x reader

bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe

trump shrek pope barron kai-lan calliou dora boots ships

hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

Thomas the Tank Engine x Angelina Ballerina:- love isn't easy.

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

forbidden love😷

Short story about Dr.doofenshmirtz who falls for his enemy. Perry the Platypus.

Biden x Trump

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

Chicken Nugget X Reader

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

Shrek X Once-ler-Shronceler

One day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?