funny jokes not mine :-)

"I love you, Ashton" I whispered to his sleeping face, being careful so he doesn't hear. Quickly kissing him on the cheek, I run away knowing that he can't know, and he will never know. I'm in love with my bestfriend. "Diana?" Ashton's voice stops me. Tears threaten to fall down, but I push them away. "Yes?" "Could you please call Mel?" He replies. I nod and walk away.

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

Christmas is round the corner and Nancy and her friends are on a shopping spree. But what a shock they find when the Princesses gown is stolen from a near by store. Nancy, being the young teen detective, is hell bent on finding the thief. But with Mrs.Cupcake, the snappy shop owner in her way, will she be able to find the culprit?

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