pretty much the title says it all.

full title: A Ring Pop On The Big Toe Means I Love You A Lot, A Ring Pop On The Dick Means I Think Your Ass Is Thicc pov: you and your homie get married to each other's feet as a symbol of your deep bromance (and also for funsies) but as you are having some 'fun' something tragic and unexpected happens ──────────────────────── 🏷️... →author's note: i say i am leaving wattpad only to come back post this monstrosity lmao it seems the shit show is not fully closed yet. once again, lovely shit post brought to you by Famel Bob productions. written and edited by famel bob themselves enjoy! 🍃 - contains: - implied male! reader (pronouns not specified) - nswf warning ? - bro kissing - light mention of sucking your homies dick - (slight) feet sucking - this is just me being in a silly goofy mood

pov: i steal ur toes

pov: you are a hungry boy. a very hungry boy so you fuck a (limited edition) KCF fleshlight. awful traumatizing story brought to u by famel bob productions. written by famel bob and edited by famel bob himself

a bag of shredded cheese. a girl with a love for shredded cheese. (and a shitty author to write about it) a passionate love unfolds.  ─ in which her love for shredded cheese goes beyond what a shitty shredded cheese fanfiction could ever hope to describe.

y/n has some fun with a cucumber 🥒💦😏🔞 (i wrote this during class)

❝ some people suck toes, and some fuck hoes. but me? oh baby, i do both. ❞ ed sheeran x reader toe-sucking one shot ───────────────────── 🏷️...→ author's note: this has been in my drafts for a while so i'm posting it now lol. enjoy! (shit posting is fun ok)

[ ed sheeran x reader one shot ] SUMARRY: its national ginger day and y/n was just looking for their ginger friend but didn't expect to be awe-strucked my someone else. ──────────────── 🏷️... → author's note: enjoy this shitty ass story since i haven't updated any of my other books ♡                 , 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘰𝘣