decapitated carl's jr star nugget

pretty much the title says it all.

bromance (it's not gay)

full title: A Ring Pop On The Big Toe Means I Love You A Lot, A Ring Pop On The Dick Means I Think Your Ass Is Thicc pov: you and your homie get married to each other's feet as a symbol of your deep bromance (and also for funsies) but as you are having some 'fun' something tragic and unexpected happens ──────────────...

hippity hoppity ur toes r now my property

pov: i steal ur toes

pov: you fuck a KCF fleshlight

pov: you are a hungry boy. a very hungry boy so you fuck a (limited edition) KCF fleshlight. awful traumatizing story brought to u by famel bob productions. written by famel bob and edited by famel bob himself

shredded cheese x reader

a bag of shredded cheese. a girl with a love for shredded cheese. (and a shitty author to write about it) a passionate love unfolds.  ─ in which her love for shredded cheese goes beyond what a shitty shredded cheese fanfiction could ever hope to describe.

cucumber fun (18+ spicy)

y/n has some fun with a cucumber 🥒💦😏🔞 (i wrote this during class)

toe sucker and hoe fucker

❝ some people suck toes, and some fuck hoes. but me? oh baby, i do both. ❞ ed sheeran x reader toe-sucking one shot ───────────────────── 🏷️...→ author's note: this has been in my drafts for a while so i'm posting it now lol. enjoy! (shit posting is fun ok)

ed sheeran's little piss baby ♡

[ ed sheeran x reader one shot ] SUMARRY: its national ginger day and y/n was just looking for their ginger friend but didn't expect to be awe-strucked my someone else. ──────────────── 🏷️... → author's note: enjoy this shitty ass story since i haven't updated any of my other books ♡                 , 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘭...