crazyKate92
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- Parts 3
When I died if I could've been anyone it most certainly wouldn't have been Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen.
Can I get a refund on my death? Because now I have to keep myself away from an Obsessive, creepy stalker named Bella and just no.
Now, since I am dead, is there anyway I can eat food? I need to work on that. . . I would love to have some ice cream and a nice burger with a side of some really good fries.
SI-Edward x Fem-OC
VERY AU, I DO NOT OWN THE TWILIGHT SAGA OR THE CHARACTERS