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This is a report by Wilbur Soot, written by me, PhizzyPop360. According to Soot, anteaters are awful creatures, and I believe that light must be shed on this matter. In this in-depth report, a plethora of compelling arguments are put forward regarding the Giant Anteater and why they are hated so passionately by Soot. This is entirely satirical, and all 'arguments' belong to Wilbur Soot. I am merely putting them into 'report' format because I thought it would be funny. Please do not take this seriously and please do not hate on Wilbur or anyone else affiliated with him in any way shape or form.

keeping track of every page seen (that i know of) from How to Sex 2 by TommyInnit.

Everyone on the DreamSMP had a 'hybrid' animal counterpart that was merged with their DNA. Ranboo the Enderman, and Technoblade the Piglin, to name a couple. To everyone, Dream was the only one without a hybrid. He banned the End so no-one could kill the dragon. A hybrid is easy to spot, as they usually have body parts that correspond to their mob, which cannot be safely removed, though many have tried. Everyone believed that Dream had no mob counterpart, the only one on the server. Ha. If only they knew. -~-~-~- Hallooo, Tak here, welcome to the story! Important info in the first chapter! (Cover art by @/mocchiballs on Twitter) Highest rankings: #227 in 'tommyinnit' out of 23.9k stories (12th August 2022) #133 in 'dream' out of 71.3k stories (13th January 2022) #67 in 'angst' out of 132k stories (13th January) #214 in 'dreamsmp' out of 35.1k stories (13th January) #1 in 'origins' out of 1.5k stories (25th June) #48 in 'tubbo' out of 20.5k stories (19th October)

Book 2: The Recovery Process. Tommy was finally saved from being kidnapped. With his grandfather finally gone, Tommy could now focus on recovery. Not only going to therapy and school, he juggles being a now illegal assassin going against The Elite Force. He and his family will finally put an end to the stupid system called the government. But how much will Tommy have to lose in the process? --- Check out Book 1: I'm Just a Kid before reading! Cover art: I'm not sure who it's by BUT there is a watermark on the picture that I left in! Hopefully someone can figure out who's it is and I can give the proper credit!

George struggles while dealing with having a rare type of liver cancer, Fibrolamellar carcinoma, and being in love with his best friend of seven years, Clay. High school doesn't help his situation and he has to figure out a way to live his best life in one year. Can he do it all while experiencing car crashes, hospitals, moving, and chronic illnesses?

Tubbo's been acting different since the events of the election. It's a little concerning. Just stay away from the boxes. Tubbox AU Disclaimer: This isn't the real Tommy, and Tubbo, and everyone this is just their minecraft personas (AKA the character they put on the internet) Also IRL Minecraft because it's fun Cover: Drawn by Me

"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world." Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though." // Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. Angst ensues. //

"Lest go, Theseus." the man with a smiley face mask demanded. "Yes sir." he answered. With no hesitation they left the bloody corpse on the ground for someone else to cry over, to mourn. They had better things to do. Tommy, code name Theseus, was a trained assassin. His boss, mentor, trainer, brother if you will, Clay, code name Dream lead him down this road. Tommy and Clay are on the run from bounty hunters and other assassins who want them dead. They're the biggest threat known on the DreamSmp, the world they live in. How will they survive a world that's trying track and kill them? Well, their identities are a secret, but can they keep it that way? ---- Hello! This my second book and I'm super excited about it! There are some ships but they're mostly just suggested, nothing too much sense it's not a story about those said ships! I'm not sure who the art is by, but if you know please tell me! Its beautiful and I wanna give credit to the onwer! Tw warning<---- there will be: Mentions of abuse Blood Neglect Eating disorder Death Panic attacks Probably will be more as I continue the story so read at your own risk! :) #420 - Death, December 3, 2021

Heroes. Villains. Vigilantes. Superpowers, both mental and physical. Few people are lucky enough to have them, or, in a few cases, maybe not so lucky. For a boy living in an orphanage for his entire life, having a superpower was more than just a bizarre concept, yet something he now has come to deal with. But behind closed doors, crow nests and friendly smiles, there is a lot to discover that someone desperately wants hidden. Tommy has to come to a conclusion. Never trust a man hidden behind a mask. ---- There is content warnings at the beginning of every chapter, but in general, this book has lots of swearing, violence and lots of wounds and whatnot.