You're new to a school, and have no idea what to expect. But when a guy offers to help you with school and how to become cool and things like that, then you think everyone is that way. When you're proven wrong by getting into a fight, then you run away. What will happen next? Will you make it through a whole school year? Will the boy you love fall in love with you? If you guys are thinking, "This is not the way the book is going," you just need to wait. This will be a pretty long book.

Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....