The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Everyone at Hogwarts has come back after the war for their last year. Some students went through their inheritance. What happens when the two former enemies can't stay away from each other? Contains swearing and obviously this is gay as Hell, also contains WolfStar and obviously Drarry. This is an au where Harry never actually likes Ginny, and he is just being nice to her so he doesn't lose his best friend Ron and so he doesn't break his best friend, sister's heart. In this au Petunia and Dugley are forced by Vernon to be mean to Harry, because if they're not mean to him then Harry's punishments will get worse or he'll hurt Dugley himself. Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Hegwig and George never die, and Draco's father is in Azkaban. Also Harry and Draco are blind when it comes to their own, and each other's feelings towards the other. And when I say blind I mean it, they are blind. as. fuck.

Harry has been gone for the past few years, unable to tell those he loves whether or not he was alive or dead. When he returns home, he is surprised to find he has some very important letters waiting for him. Drarry/Harry Potter Fanfiction. Post Hogwarts AU. No smut. 5.8K words.

Junior Auror Potter runs errands, takes witness interviews, does paperwork, and gets the coffee. Rarely, very rarely, he's sent out on the most routine calls, such as when Draco Malfoy misses a meeting with his parole officer. (Inspired by the song Nobody by Mitski)

A Drarry story. After the War, Hermione is having problems in her relationship with Ron. Harry has embraced a new lifestyle in muggle London which she doesn't one-hundred percent approve of despite understanding her bestfriend's reasons for avoiding the obligations and expectations of the Wizarding World. When Headmistress McGonagall offers them an opportunity to return to Hogwarts to complete their eighth year, Hermione begs Harry to join her. Perhaps it is back there that they can both find what they are looking for.

A short Drarry story set in year eight in which no one will leave Harry Potter alone and there are too many secrets on every side. In the middle of it all, the year eights have a N.E.W.T. practical for Potions where they have to brew and test a de-aging potion, taking them back to being eleven years old again for forty-eight hours. Harry and Draco have a chance to start all over again and leave their past behind them. Chapters alternate between Harry's and Draco's POV. Cover Art by @UptheHill 2019

Harry, now back for his 8th year, discovers something new. Because things can never be normal, and Malfoy always seems to be involved. Currently undergoing editing, but the general plot isn't changing, just how it comes across. image creds to upthehillart

Draco finds a tube of Pansy's lipstick. In a moment of curiosity, he puts it on and finds that he really, really likes how he looks. And he's not the only one.

in which a tired draco malfoy jokingly scribbles his snapchat username onto a bathroom stall door, not foreseeing what it would lead to in the future. - harry j. potter has added you as a friend. - started: july 2017 finished: november 2019 33k words