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The Fault in our Shrek by verybusted
The Fault in our Shrek
verybusted
  • Reads 65,601
  • Votes 2,122
  • Parts 5
Better out then in I always say
The Eyebrows by melancopey
The Eyebrows
melancopey
  • Reads 124
  • Votes 5
  • Parts 1
A girl goes to a nightclub the girl wakes up with no eyebrows and yeah [A/N: I'm terrible at descriptions ;; ] (EdIT: holy fuckarooski what have i written?)
America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅) by Ndhehejwkjs
America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅)
Ndhehejwkjs
  • Reads 105,468
  • Votes 1,478
  • Parts 18
🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 πŸ‘€) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs πŸ‘πŸ‘…πŸ‘ All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!
Holy Water. by officialsatan_
Holy Water.
officialsatan_
  • Reads 108,679
  • Votes 1,550
  • Parts 11
For your smutty fanfiction needs.
George Pig x Mr. Dinosaur | JojoUwU by jonjiannie
George Pig x Mr. Dinosaur | JojoUwU
jonjiannie
  • Reads 131
  • Votes 2
  • Parts 2
When George was little, his only friend was MR. Dinosaur. But as he got older, he starts to part ways with MR. Dinosaur, until one day, George comes home in tears, and Mr. Dinosaur comforts him...what will happen next?
JesusXreader by PearBxxitz
JesusXreader
PearBxxitz
  • Reads 1,488
  • Votes 9
  • Parts 2
ummm... yeah I was bored af and I had nothing better to do with my life.... english is not my first language soo sorry the mistakesss. ENJOY!!!
you like jazz by shrekxkimk98
you like jazz
shrekxkimk98
  • Reads 38
  • Votes 0
  • Parts 1
barry is feeling a bit jazzy
HOT STEAMY SMUT 😍😍 by AveryStewart5
HOT STEAMY SMUT 😍😍
AveryStewart5
  • Reads 41,055
  • Votes 443
  • Parts 8
read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❀️ -Obama
Y/N x trumpπŸ₯Ί by RinPip
Y/N x trumpπŸ₯Ί
RinPip
  • Reads 126
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 1
Pls no hate this is my first storyπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜©πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜’πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
Dumbledore X Sherbet Lemons by LilyTheRiddler7
Dumbledore X Sherbet Lemons
LilyTheRiddler7
  • Reads 9,986
  • Votes 439
  • Parts 13
𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 π’π’Šπ’ˆπ’‰π’•, 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒖𝒔 π‘«π’–π’Žπ’ƒπ’π’†π’…π’π’“π’† π’‡π’Šπ’π’…π’” π’‰π’Šπ’Žπ’”π’†π’π’‡ π’”π’•π’“π’π’π’π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’π’†π’Šπ’”π’–π’“π’†π’π’š π’•π’π’˜π’‚π’“π’…π’” π’‰π’Šπ’” 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒕 π’π’†π’Žπ’π’π’”. "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆," 𝒉𝒆 π’”π’‚π’Šπ’… π’π’π’π’ˆπ’Šπ’π’ˆπ’π’š. "𝑾𝒆 π’Œπ’π’π’˜" π’•π’‰π’†π’š π’“π’†π’‘π’π’Šπ’†π’… π’Šπ’ π’–π’π’Šπ’”π’π’. "𝒀𝒐𝒖-π’šπ’π’– 𝒄𝒂𝒏 π’•π’‚π’π’Œ?" 𝑯𝒆 π’‚π’”π’Œπ’†π’…, π’”π’–π’“π’‘π’“π’Šπ’”π’†π’…. "𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, π’˜π’‰π’‚π’• 𝒅'π’šπ’π’– π’•π’‰π’Šπ’π’Œ, 𝒐𝒍𝒅 π’Žπ’‚π’?" π‘»π’‰π’†π’š π’“π’†π’‘π’π’Šπ’†π’…. "𝑰'π’Ž π’”π’π’“π’“π’š.. 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 π’šπ’π’–'𝒗𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’“π’†π’‘π’π’Šπ’†π’… 𝒕𝒐 π’Žπ’† 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐.." 𝑯𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅. "𝑾𝒆 π’Œπ’π’π’˜!" π’•π’‰π’†π’š 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 π’ƒπ’‚π’„π’Œ. "π‘°π’Žπ’Žπ’‚ 𝒆𝒂𝒕 π’šπ’π’–!" 𝒉𝒆 π’”π’‚π’Šπ’… π’‡π’†π’“π’π’„π’Šπ’π’–π’”π’π’š. "𝑡𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕!" π‘»π’‰π’†π’š π’ƒπ’†π’ˆπ’ˆπ’†π’… π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰ π’‚π’π’‚π’“π’Ž 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰π’Šπ’ π’•π’‰π’†π’Šπ’“ π’—π’π’Šπ’„π’†π’”, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 π’Šπ’• π’˜π’‚π’” 𝒏𝒐 𝒖𝒔𝒆, π‘«π’–π’Žπ’ƒπ’π’†π’…π’π’“π’† 𝒉𝒂𝒅 π’‚π’π’“π’†π’‚π’…π’š 𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 π’•π’‰π’†π’Ž. "π‘Όπ’π’•π’Šπ’ 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 π’•π’Šπ’Žπ’†," 𝑯𝒆 π’˜π’‰π’Šπ’”π’‘π’†π’“π’†π’…, π’„π’π’π’”π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓 π’”π’π’‡π’•π’π’š π’ƒπ’†π’‰π’Šπ’π’… π’‰π’Šπ’Ž.