based off the tiktoker @swagdoghot

[SOON TO BE REWRITTEN because this is kinda old :[ ) Half his life, Blaza has been tortured and experimented on by the military. When he finally escapes, he settles into life as a normal person - he even had friends. But one day, an old friend showed up, and revealed Blaza's true identity. That day, his friends discovered there's more to Blaza behind the sunglasses. Inspiration: The Cursed Eye (NephaliMations), Dawn of the Others (Ghost Oblivion) ACHIEVEMENTS 1K Reads - June 6, 2022 2K Reads - idk? 3k Reads - April 12, 2023 (#5 socksfor1gang)

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

(Stan x Kyle) vampire AU. When both death reports and missing peoples cases start rising in South Park, suspicions are spreading like disease, and rumours are the number one talk. But what happens if someone new joins the class, someone who could have a reason for all these deaths? TWs before the chapter !!

All the stars above, yet I still couldn't look away from you're starry eyed gaze. It was summer in South Park. I met this boy at the bridge I used to go to back when I was younger. Something about him felt like home; a promise and an oath I have kept. - We eventually grew on each other, making everyday worth waking for; a kiss of life. He was the sand of both our knees and the sun of our sheets. But things tend to change and the worse thing is: I am the one wishing for it not to' but I'm the one who drastically changed. I got lost in the fire of the war in my mind. ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ☆ Hey ya'll this is my first published composition. Probably not the best yet for I'm still looking forward on my start. - so if theres some grammar errors and unnecessary stuffs, please, don't hold yourself to advice and correct me; or perhaps even make a joke out of it LMFAO. This book is quite long and slow burn so if you want a short one shots type of book, this may not be for you. I got the inspo for the plot from the episode where Tweek and Craig broke up in front of the asian girls. So yeah, expect the goths to be here. But anyways, if you come across this book and stayed for a long while, thanks a bunch! PS: Ignore the random updates, I'm just fixing some stuffs with the chapters I've published. - And yes, the timeline is ahead on this one, therefore they are already senior highs

'My name is Craig Tucker. Four months ago I started a new job working as a Youth Pastor for my local church. I was so happy. But then, last week I was jumped by 4 devil worshippers and used in their ritual to raise hell on earth. It didn't go as they planned. And so that is why my soul is bonded with a demon for the remainder of my life.' This is a massive WIP and will likely be long with waaaay to many parts... sorry for spelling, grammar etc. TW Gore, Swearing, Violence, Drugs, Harm. Disclaimer, all rights are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Artwork is owned by South Park Studio. Would love to get some actual artwork for this fic at some point though! Not my trademark, it's just fanfiction! Just enjoy some silly goofy fun