look i wrote this when i was like 12 :[

a sad story of love and tragedy. satire.

so like my other book i get idea's and some of these keep pestering me so might as well make one shots about it. 18+ might use one of them in my other book but adjusted ofcours. All characters used in this book are not mine, unless i put an OC i made in it, but that is all.

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barry loves him shrek is unsure.

Update: this is cringe that I wrote in middle school I don't associate with this book but read it if you want idc

an old story I wrote a couple of years ago. you guys seem really thirsty for it so im keeping it up lmao If the art belongs to you, let me know! I'll give credit!

have romance with the man himself

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