It's hot. So very hot.

"Although Johnny wasn't expecting much when he opened the door, he certainly wasn't expecting his own ex-president, Obama, to be standing on their porch, singing along to Cardigan Backyardigan!" A story so wild and passionate you'll find yourself asking for more🤩🤪😍😝 Start: 16/03/2020 End: 20/03/2021 Hotel: Trivago

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

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Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Tbh my otp ;)

a crazy love story with unexpected twists that will leave you J U N G S H O O K

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.