"THIS ISN'T MILK-" _________________________________ Pizza Tower x Gender Neutral Reader Oneshots and Preferences / Headcannons

"When the Devil comes for you, all you can do is hope that the fire in your heart matches the ice in his soul." (A/N: YALL I HAVE A WHOLE STORY LAID OUT AND PLANNED FOR THIS ONE BUCKLE UP!!!) (P.S. I promise it gets fluffier too-) ‼️READER IS DESCRIBED AS GENDER NEUTRAL‼️ -(THEY/THEM) ⚠️‼️TW - VERY MATURE THEMES‼️⚠️ (NSFW, ANGST, VIOLENCE, HOMICIDE, CANNIBALISM, ABDUCTION/KIDNAPPING, CRIME, MANIPULATION, LIMA SYNDROME, STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, ETC.)

Y/N was hired to break in both of Team Fortress base by unknown client. However, the heist has gone south, but the Administrator offered Y/N a job. Y/N have a choice to accept it or don't get to see the next day.

It's time for you to start your life. Believing it was time to move out of your childhood house in Albuquerque, you set your sights on making it out on your own, only for everything to go completely out the window of reality. This story is Not open for requests, I'll do that in another Title, and will focus on the four listed. However, you will be able to vote on who you end up with at the end of this tale. Female Reader, viewer discretion is advised due to adult content.

So you did the thing you've always done. The thing that you do best. You ran. - - - - - - - - - This is a reader!teenager!xTF2 fan fiction cause I can. Not romantic, mainly brotherly/ fatherly and whatnot. Also is a gender neutral reader so whether you are a guy or gal or non-biney pal you can read :) - Cover was drawn by me on insta @da3dalus_arts

Y/n just got out of military training, and is planning to spend her Christmas vacation days in the Land of Enchantment playing video games and exploring the city, when her friend suddenly has an emergency. On her way to help, a strange bolt of lighting stuck her truck and caused her to crash in the forest near the highway. When she woke up, she found herself surrounded by some of her favorite video game mercenaries. The mercs decide that they want to help her get back home, but not before they cause lots of trouble for their new guest. With the advantage of knowing all of their trivia facts and personalities, Y/n finds her way to maneuver through all of the hijinks of the mercs and support roles of the Tf2niverse, while also finding love along the way. With her new found friends and the memories of her past life, will she make it back Home? 2021

epic story very cool EDIT NOV. 7TH : GUYS WHAT THE FUCK STOP READING THIS IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD CRACKFIC STOP edit: august 3rd 2022: alright then...