"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

"This is Perfecto Prince Pizza. How may I be of assistance?" "Inferno Prawns what? Hold up. Your voice doesn't sound like a male one." "Of course it does not. Unless I have grown testicles overnight." ○ ○ ○ In which a frosty Xmas merges with a slice of pizza, creating the perfect combination, through one wrongly dialled number. ○ ○ ○ A pizza surely complements a Christmas dinner, the magic is only amplified, with love, laughter, happiness and a Christmas tree already decorated, plus a Yule log begging to be eaten.

"Mom?" "..." "Can you buy me a box of pads? My period came." "Uh I think you should check who you're calling because one: I'm a male, two: I'm not your mom, and three: I have some spare pads." "Why on earth do you have pads?"

Dysarthria- The condition that makes speaking difficult. But feeling everything? Not that easy. - Gracie Summers was quiet. Not because she didn't have anything to say. But because getting the words out was hard. So she kept to herself. No drama. No risks. Until she got a text from a wrong number that changed anything. What started out as a simple mistake became late-night texts and an unexpected connection with a stranger. But real life isn't a fairy tale. Because the number wasn't meant for her. And the girl it was meant for wasn't going to let him go without a fight. Between jealousy, betrayal and a mistake that changed everything, Gracie had a choice to make. Is it just another story that wasn't meant to be hers... or one worth laying her heart on the line for? #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories in 'funny' tag {7/22/24} #1 / 5.67K stories in 'talk' tag {4/30/26} #4 / 38.3K stories in 'shortchapters' tag {6/12/26} #3 / 3.05K stories in 'sportsromance' tag {5/20/26} #2 / 1.35K stories in 'selfgrowth' tag {5/24/26}

"Hello, who is this?" "I want a girlfriend that is perfectly fine and gorgeous as me" "...." "Well, as far as I can remember this is not a love hotline" "....." "And as far as I also can remember, this is a hotline for Baskin Robbins, an ice cream shop, not for fucking boys who can't keep their hormones to themselves" ☏ ⚊ ☏ In which a famous idol grew jealous of his friends' love lives and tried to see his own luck by calling the first number their maknae had given to him. The girl who answered just came from a terrible break up and scared him at her never ending bitterness to the world and beyond. And this is the story for Ms. Miserable who may learn to say goodbye at Mr. Change of Heart with the arrival of Mr. Perfectly Fine in her life.

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

where a boy meets a girl who gives him advices

Ninth in teen dialogue series ~ "Hello?" "S-Sarah, I m-missss you!" "Erm, Mister, Are you drunk?" "Yes, drunk on you babygirl." •••••••• It was just your next drunken mistake, but who knew that a drunk mistake on a mystery number can lead to so many known emotions? ~ Highest ranking- #19 in SS ~ *Cover made by me. If you want one, check out my other book.*

A hidden love, so sweet and beautifully innocent. The sun for her was not the ball of fire, but his presence in her life. It was a gesture of a smile, four years ago, yet she was caught deep inside. So she wrote and confessed all she had to, starting with his name. In a mailbox of letters. "Handwriting love letters will never go out of style." Highest Ranking: #1 in cute- May 31st 2022 #1 in shortchapters- June 2nd 2022 #1 in loveletters- July 27th 2022 #1 in grieving- June 8th 2022 #1 in goodgirl-July 14th 2022 #1 in letters- Sep 21st 2025 #2 in lovestory- April 1st 2023 #2 in shortstory- May 31st 2022 #2 in longing- June 6th 2022 #6 in highschool- June 1st 2022 *UNEDITED © 2021 insane_over_books. All rights reserved.

Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~