He blocked Francis's swing, the two blades ringing loudly. Suddenly, his sword was flying through the air and Francis's blade was at his neck. "Arthur!" Peter cried out. "Take this you jerk!" He rushed Francis, only to get pushed to the ground. Arthur would of yelled, but the cool metal against his flesh reminded him that wasn't exactly the smartest move. "Zis is truly pitiful." Francis took the blade away, giving Arthur a look of slight disgust. "You will be back here tomorrow, same time." He then left the two alone. Peter got off the floor, dusting himself off. "Your both jerk-faces." He grumbled. (Note-countries will go by human names, and the only similarities to the actual tale of King Arthur is the name and the sword in the stone)

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Lili Zwingli has always been a timid, outspoken girl, she has always cared deeply for her big brother, Vash, and hardly does anything without him. One day Lili goes off to play by herself to not disturb her loving, hard working big brother. She meets two young men, Elijah and Gilbert, and soon befriends them, but what happens when it becomes something more than a friendship? Will she follow her heart in an attempt to become strong like her beloved friends and big brother, or stay a timid, sheltered girl? Will she even know how to become strong? Not alone, she won't.

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Mathias Kohler, one of the main schmoozers of the school, has his eyes and heart set on Norwegian outcast Lukas Bondevik. Every advance he's tried to make, however, has led into an injury or a decent curse out by the boy. Something of the sorts. Needless to say, his efforts were easily being deflected by this kid. Mathias has tried every day to get a way to get the Norwegian boy to like him, obviously. His friends, Alfred F. Jones and Gilbert Beilschmidt, are in on it, and they try to get a way to set Lukas up in a trap that he can't escape. And this is when they hear about the play that the school is hosting for the year. Romeo and Juliet. The two both weasel Mathias in it, as well as Lukas. Now everyone knows that in Romeo and Juliet, there's the major kissing scene. To Lukas, it's another stupid scene to go over and be embarrassed about. But to Mathias, well, let's just say that he would really look forward to it. As the two grow a bit closer, whether it be fighting or practicing, without knowing, they fall in love. We all know Mathias would admit it. But would Lukas? That is the question. Find out in "Romeo and Juliet? I Think Not". This is a Human AU, so the people stated in here are NOT nations. Enjoy~!