It was 1am when i wrote this and matt wii sports could step on me so

This is the Backstory of Wii Sports Matt, a man of legendary status. This tells the true tale of how he came into existance, in the canonical form, and how he has become almighty and all powerful. I hope you enjoy this true tale, of Wii Sports Matt..

*Breathing*

Fucking help me im being forced to make this / SOS 🥺