"Naturally, everyone assumes you have parents. Unless you're Bruce Wayne." He said, giving a long, not so subtle look at the 'fearsome' Batman. Dick Grayson wouldn't say he's a real law abider. But he wouldn't call himself a villain either. Sure, his fake name literally means "betrayer", and his hobby is cackling and making ghosts in the dead of night, but he's a real nice guy. Until he gets captured by the big bad guy and has to face reality. ---- or, in which a certain Richard (Dick) Grayson asks the real question amidst all the chaos. "Why did I have to go Pokémon hunting that night?"

"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune. "KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!" Shikamaru facepalmed. "Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!" Naruto shook his head in denial. "N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!" "Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled. "They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him. Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat. "WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!" "-6 tails, 5 tails-!" "Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!" "Oh. Right." "-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!" A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...! "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-! "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.

IVE STOPPED WORKING ON THIS! A REBOOTED VERSION MAY OR MAY NOT COME OUT IN THE FUTURE The Naruto characters are swapped! Some swap personalities, some swapped roles completely! This fanfic has cursing and some bloody scenes. -------------------------- YOU MUST WATCH THE ALMOST OR WHOLE NARUTO SERIES BEFORE READING THIS MAIJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. Please mind the grammar mistakes if there is any or just tell me. I didn't make the cover art and I did not make Naruto (obviously.)