Alive // Zayn Malik AU SUMMARY Some people are here to bring out the worst or the best in you. Then there are those remarkably rare and addictive ones that bring out the most--of everything. He was that, to her The kind she'd follow straight to hell just to keep getting fixed and to keep feeling alive. ***

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

"Hello?" I asked, my voice groggy from sleep. "Do you want to have phone sex?" a deep, sexy voice said at the other end of the line. "W-what?!" I bolted upright, pulling the sheet over me. "Who's this?" "I said, do you want to have phone sex and you have to guess who this is" he said, and then I knew. Seventeen-year old Leona Goodman is a normal teenager, who is awkward, shy and not to mention of being the only girl in her school for being a virgin. Add the Casanova Henry Phillips, the famous bad boy in Eastview high, famous for taking [every] girl's virginity. Both are from different worlds, until they were put together as partners to look after an egg. An egg that they must look after if they both want to pass their last year of high school, or risk it and start the same year again. And with sparks flying everywhere, will this two able to say "Je t'aime" just right in time?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[This book has officially been published and only a sample remains. See inside for details.] Nora Montgomery's primary goal was to remain seemingly unnoticed until graduation, and that meant staying away from Ryder Collins. But when both she and Ryder are selected to participate in the local police department's handcuff demonstration, they find themselves inescapably chained together. The tension between them is thick; filled with unresolved issues from their past friendship. But things get a whole lot worse when the officer loses the key and the pair are forced to accommodate each other until a replacement is available. Being handcuffed to the opposite gender was sure to introduce some extremely uncomfortable situations. Things are about to get awkward, right? 2013 Watty Awards Winner Most Popular, Mystery//Thriller

**Please forgive my mistakes and crappy-ness. I am under-going editing... It may take a while. Thank you for reading and making it hit over FIVE MILLION reads omfg :'D ^_^ BUT IT IS GETTING EDITED...SLOWLY....SO PLEASE IGNORE MISTAKES AND STUPIDITY :)))** ❝I hear you're a player... So lets play a game. Let's sweet talk. Let's play fight, let's talk 24/7. Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day, let's take walks together, let's give each other nicknames. Let's hang out with each others' friends, let's go on dates. Let's talk on the phone all night long, let's hold each other... And kiss and hug each other. And whoever falls in love first? Loses.❞

❝He's thirty-six, Adeline. Not sixteen.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

Do you remember when we used to play hide and seek? I had so much fun knowing that I had a friend to play with every night. I remember the nights when you would lay there under the blankets in your room, shaking with anticipation because you knew I was there, but you just couldn't see me. You thought I couldn't see you.


 But I could. 


 Every night, since you were young, I have let you win. The fun was in the game. You're older now and we haven't played in quite a while. Perhaps we should start again. I'm getting bored with hide and seek, though. I don't have to let you win anymore.


 So, tonight the game is tag and I'm it. All Rights Reserved Copyright © 2014 irishiwasabrit

❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝wanna see my dick?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.