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Under The Floorboards(Technoblade X Reader) by CrunchyLittleLettuce
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Who knew finding a gremlin of a boy living underneath Technoblade's house would only be the start of both your troubles. --- !DISCLAIMER: This is a dreamsmp Techno x Reader. This is by no means an IRL Technoblade story, thank you for your time, and enjoy! --- Also can be found on Tumblr under the username, Lonely-Lost-Soul!
𝗔 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝘆 ♕ | technoblade x reader by camarontown
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> discontinued indefinitely It's nice to take a break from this reality full of crisis and stress to interact with a reality- dimension even- you seemingly create overnight; but what happens when an anarchist from your favorite piece of media hitches a ride back to your normal life? ______ ♕ ______ dsmp!technoblade x fem!reader cover art by @goopyspacegirl on twt!!
𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐌𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧 | 𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 by Sketchlux
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! CONTAINS AB*SE, GORE, SWEARING, AND MENTIONS OF R*PE ! ~all credit to @JLemongrass for the cover art (cover made by me)~ ||y/n palms were slick with sweat as she held the dagger against his neck. they looked up expecting them to be filled with fear, rather his luminescent red eyes were emotionless. "who are you" they asked, looking towards the pink haired boy "the blood god" he whispered menacingly. His whispers echoed in y/n's head as they pressed the blade further into his vulnerable neck. They were interrupted as y/n heard the pounding of hooves on the path. They quickly darted into the nearby forest, sprinting as they went.|| ~ Achievements ~ THANKS SO MUCH YALL!!! POG!!!! 1k reads ~ Feb, 15 2k reads ~ Feb, 27 3k reads ~ March, 4 4k reads ~ March, 13 5k reads ~ March, 18 6k reads ~ March, 22 7k reads ~ March, 24 8k reads ~ March 27 9k reads ~ March 30 10k reads ~ April, 1 11k ~ April, 2 12k ~ April, 5 13k ~ April, 7 14k ~ April, 9 15k ~ April, 12 16k ~ April, 13 17k ~ April, 15 18k ~ April, 17 Back from Hiatus!!! (8/14/22)
TechnoBlade x reader<3 by d1nkee
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TW: Food, strong language, suggestive content :) {{~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}} y/n, a somewhat popular twitch streamer plays on hypixel for the very first time & is demanded to play "skywars.". during her very first game though.......
Who is she?| Technoblade x reader (REWRITING *AGAIN*) by casuallysimpinghere
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!REWRITING ENTIRELY! Cover art by: Jlemongrass Y/N, a normal human like everyone else. Although she has always been warned about the Hybrid Realm, she's always wanted to see what it looks like. READ MORE TO FIND OUT
Two Warriors (Technoblade x reader - Dream Smp) by howdybee
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"Change darling, get used to it" This is my first story Its a Technoblade x reader story. It takes place on the Dream SMP in L'manburg and Pogtopia after the election. there will be more in the intro I swear btw I'm a huge Technoblade simp :)
𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐬 (Technoblade x Reader) (Completed) by Cyarika_19
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Retrouvailles: unique french term that describes the happiness of meeting someone that is very dear to you after a long time. Rediscovery. Fanart used for the story cover is by @ _Hairball on twitter! This takes place inside the Dream SMP, It should follow the storyline rather closely but I may change small details to make it fit more to this story. 16+ warning, there will be character deaths! Reader will have she/her pronouns but I'll try to keep her description as vague as possible!
Forget Me Not [Technoblade x Reader] by SnowIsRandom
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When choosing to move to a land of snow and ice, Techno thought his life would finally be quiet. He believed that with the help of his old friend, Philza, he could escape the dark parts of his past and finally start a new. Though when a girl shows up nearly dead in the snow after a harsh blizzard, what will this mean for the man who thought he could run away from the world? The girl has no memories and no recollections of her time before ending up face first in the snow, but with nowhere else to go... She stays to recover with the help of Philza and Techno keeping a close eye on her. Maybe without her memories, it makes it easier for him to find trust in someone new for once- or will Techno gain a reason to go against the promise he made with himself and his sins?
𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 ₋ technoblade x reader by yellow_croc
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"𝘶𝘩, 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘤𝘰𝘯" "𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵-" - - a book in which y/n and the rest of her friends all stay in california for vidon. maybe she'll find love? (LMAO IM SORRY IM SO SHIT AT MAKING DESCRIPTIONS BSJSJSJ) 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 lower caps intended : )