You're the only one that makes me feel alive I can't keep drowning in the shadows Here I am, lay it all on the line or " honestly, I think you have dilf potential and I hope you know I have never been more serious about something in my entire life " "i'm flattered, but I think morally speaking I must disagree "

there's nothing worse than having to move in with your ex especially if you're still in love with him sapnap x fem!oc

a story in which she runs into the girls restroom to find him shoving a hamburger in his mouth. *** georgenotfound x fem!oc

Ruth is a well established lawyer, but she's got a tiny secret. She absolutely loves - and I mean fucking loves to the moon and back - minecraft. She's good at it too, although no one knows that. Well, not no one anymore, not after her sister couldn't keep her nose out of her own business. Dream's good at minecraft, too. He's more than good; with millions of subscribers and followers who watch his every move, he is one of the best. He'll meet his match with Ruth, though - and she might just even meet hers too. Who knew minecraft could serve as a dating app?

"𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨." COVID travel restrictions force you to quarantine with a certain Minecraft YouTuber-what a terrible inconvenience... Come for the silliness and the COVID setting. Stay for the quality prose, plot, and characterization. Go check out the cover artist! https://twitter.com/riyuun_

"You know Austin, right?" Maddy asked. "Like Austin show Austin?" You asked in return. Maddy nodded. "Yeah, that guy. I got a DM from him today about another Love or Host, he wants me to do." "Ah." You said. It wasn't uncommon for Maddy to make an appearance on that particular show - she had been friends with Austin for a good while, and was one of his go-to's when he needed someone to participate. "Who for?" "One of those Minecraft guys, I don't know." She shrugged. "Anyway, Austin said he was short on participants, and I told him that I had a hot roommate who might be down for it, so I wanted to ask if you would consider hopping on for this one." You pursed your lips. "When is it?" "Couple days. Friday night, I think around like 7?" You pushed off the bed, going over to the corkboard that housed your entire life - sticky notes pressed into the shape of a calendar, each labeled with a number and a list of things you had to do that day. You glanced at Friday's note - mostly empty, except for a few online classes in the morning. If you wanted, you could probably do it. You looked back at Maddy. "You can tell Austin I'll do it." She perked up. "Yeah? You will?" "Yeah." You said, pulling down the sticky note for that day and writing down 'Love or Host - 7' at the bottom of the list before sticking it back up, pinning it in place. It wasn't that big of a deal really. They just needed another person to participate - and going on the Austin Show was always good publicity. "Awesome." Maddy said. "Trust me, this is going to be so fun."

"you're actually pretty poggers." "alex, you're an idiot." in which a bi girl with a podcast tweets out that she would let quackity rail her and twitter has a field day (short story !!)