This story is a joke, so don't take it seriously. This shouldn't have taken as long as it did.

Minecraft Steve x Male!Short!Reader. Enjoy :-P

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagine how poor pency the twink would feel if he knew what trump felt about his own enemy.

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers