Harold Pottah
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Harry Potter crack  by CrownlessKing413
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lol late night and a Harry Potter marathon has lead me to this.
Harry Potter, son of the big three: The invisible boy beneath the mask by fantasytiger123
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Harry Potter always knew he was different. Even by wizarding terms. He could never explain it so he stopped trying. He brushed it of but knew deep down there was something else. He knew many things like the fact that dumbledore was a manipulative bastard who payed people to befriend him. He knew the 'true' him would never belonged so he stopped trying and hid himself away. He built a wall around his heart never letting anyone in. He put on a mask and started acting like the perfect golden boy that Dumbledore wanted. Nobody noticed. Nobody cared. He didn't mind. Meanwhile the Big Three Gods are mourning the loss of the son they created together long ago when they hear word of a boy who looks like them with unique powers like theirs attending Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. They go over to the school and enrol as guests to befriend and get back their long lost son. But is he willing to just let them in? Bit by bit they break down every defence mechanism Harry put up and see the broken boy behind the invisible mask. But with the Triwizard tournament coming soon it becomes apparent someone wants him dead. When he is chosen as a champion he doesn't know what to do. Luckily the Olympians are there to help.
Voldemort and His Cult of Ballerinas (And Other Wacky Dreams) by Hiss_Hiss_Mofos
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These are just wacky dreams that I have had in the past